Yarr, I be a ass-pirate. HARR HARR HARR!
Age 31, Male
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Joined on 7/8/09
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Escaped the soothing shack
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the hidden skull!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.