Yarr, I be a ass-pirate. HARR HARR HARR!
Age 29, Male
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Sweden
Joined on 7/8/09
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Escaped the soothing shack
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!